Published Work

2025

Santa Claus???,” Citywide Lunch

How the Zebra Got Its Stripes,” WORLD HUNGER

Dragon of the Darkness Flame,” Farewell Transmission

Bribsy the Rabbit,” DUMBO Press

The Monkey King,” Rejection Letters

2024

Song of Joey Widdle,” WORLD HUNGER

Potential Downside of Replacing Your Eyeballs With Corn on the Cob, X-R-A-Y

Short Reviews of Things Found in My Apartment,” Defenestration Magazine

No One Knows About the Termite That Lives in My Left Eye,” A Thin Slice of Anxiety

The Cows Are Lowing!,” MudRoom

2023

How to Live a Fulfilled Life,” Roi Fainéant

My Brain Bleeds Blue Blood,” Variant Literature

Idiot Thoughts,” A Thin Slice of Anxiety

My Neighbor Likes to Kill Himself with Guns,” JAKE

Rocks,” Roi Fainéant

Dave,” Twin Pies Literary

Bricks,” Identity Theory

Paper, Plastic, and Glue,” JAKE

A Husk,” A Thin Slice of Anxiety (piece originally published in Door is a Jar)

Dime Mouth,” Roi Fainéant

What an Answer’s Worth,” Idle Ink

2022 and Prior

The Leaf That Talked,” BOMBFIRE

Apart,” A Thin Slice of Anxiety

How to Write a Perfect Short Story,” Defenestration

Forgeries of the Self,” Maudlin House

Moving Paper,” Idle Ink

John Brooks’ Reclusion Revealed? An Interview with Josh Waterman,” Sublunary Review

There’s a Mouse in My Room,” Bear Creek Gazette (as Bear Creek only keeps their two most recent issues online, it is no longer available there, and so I have reproduced it on this very website)

Why I Use Self-Checkout,” JAKE

A Husk,” Door is a Jar (spring 2022 issue, for purchase only)

How to Replace Your Finger with a Worm,” Funny-ish

The Only Sure-fire Way to Get Someone’s Attention,” Two Fifty One

Navigating Goodbye,” Porridge Magazine

Poem #0,” Versification

Night in the Daytime,” Sublunary Review

A Letter,” Streetcake Magazine (this piece has also been subsequently published to this very website, here)