There’s a mouse in my room. It's been here for quite a while. At first I wanted to kill it. I thought of getting a little kitten to end this mouse's life. To rip it to shreds. But a kitten would have made too much noise or scratched the furniture or smelled up the room, … Continue reading There’s a Mouse in My Room →

*This story was originally published at Citywide Lunch in July 2025. The updated version below includes a few minor changes. Content Warning: Explicit violence and sexual assault. Santa Claus??? No, I don’t think I’ve heard of him. I don’t think I have. Wait, do you mean the guy who puked up a grotesque mixture of … Continue reading Santa Claus??? →

"A Letter" can be read in PDF, HERE. (As formatting is important, PDF is necessary.) This piece was first published in Streetcake Magazine's 68th issue (which you should absolutely read) and was nominated for the Best of the Net 2021. I am republishing it here so that a standalone copy exists on my own webpage … Continue reading A Letter →