There’s a mouse in my room. It's been here for quite a while. At first I wanted to kill it. I thought of getting a little kitten to end this mouse's life. To rip it to shreds. But a kitten would have made too much noise or scratched the furniture or smelled up the room, … Continue reading There’s a Mouse in My Room →

*This story was originally published at Citywide Lunch in July 2025. The updated version below includes a few minor changes. Content Warning: Explicit violence and sexual assault. Santa Claus??? No, I don’t think I’ve heard of him. I don’t think I have. Wait, do you mean the guy who puked up a grotesque mixture of … Continue reading Santa Claus??? →